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Me: A Naughty One

I am an ordinary spanko girl, a wanna be rock star. A girl who plows through life at breakneck speeds armed only with her cape, a girl who never cries when she falls down.

Once quoted: "Now that's enough to make any spanko swoon!"

Him: The Professor

He is a high socked, strict, very swoony and academically inclined, adult male authority figure with a passion for administering hard but caring spankings to bright, creative, and impulsive naughty girls that need to learn discipline.

Once quoted: "I determine fair, Young Lady"

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    Professor, what kind of masochist am I?

    Little One,

    After some brief thought, "Approval Masochist" is the best I have come up with. You seek approval from me like another masochist seeks pain ("Pain Masochist", or another seeks humilation ("Humiliation Masochist"). The categories are not exclusive. That is some S&M types tend to be "Pain and Humilation". You are "Approval and Pain".

    - Your Professor



    Saturday, August 27, 2005

    Adventures of the Secret Team: How to Get Spanked

    "Cute?????"

    Blood and teeth fly. The sound of fierce, rapid punches signals some gory off-screen action -- a fist connecting with a jaw, a kick landing in the soft flesh of some unlucky victim. Our heroes emerge.... members of the Secret Team.

    "Who are you callin' cute?" One of them squeaks, flanked by two other little ass kickers with equally big 'tudes.

    With saucer-plate sized eyes glaring, the Secret Team is all about taking names and kicking ass. They kick a lot of ass, as a matter of fact..... a lot of monstrous villain ass.

    Sometimes they kick nonmonstrous ass too just because they get carried away. (Though they usually get spanked when they do.) They never walk when they fly, they rarely use a door when there’s a wall they can break through, and they have many times razed the (amazingly resilient) community of Kinksville in order to save it.

    Of course, the ass kicking is only part of it. The girls squabble and tease, but at the end of the day they have one another’s back when the death rays, the meat rays, or the REALLY REALLY bad cyber spanking scener type rays start firing.

    Cool intellect, a one-two punch and grace under fire......they fight and play hard, wreaking havoc wherever they go:

    Fuzzy Lumpkins: I spank ANYWHERE
    Buttercup shoves Blossom into the spotlight.
    *Blossom points at Buttercup
    Blossom: please...oh please....she is sooooooo deserving of a spanking...hard....hard.....HARD!!!!!!
    Buttercup: We vote Blossom.
    Fuzzy Lumpkins: I have not heard from the rest of you
    *Buttercup runs around the room shouting Blossom from various corners.
    Buttercup: Sounds like the room wants Blossom!
    Buttercup: Bubbles! Come on!
    Bubbles: what i do???
    Buttercup: Tell um you're for Blossom!
    Bubbles: no way....I am not dumb...I am watching B&B duke it out from a safe distance
    Buttercup: Bubbles!!
    Bubbles: oh hell...i vote for Blossom...i dont get to see her scene very often and she is damn good....so is Buttercup...so i will sell her down the river later....
    Blossom: Bubbles. you are on my shite list.
    Buttercup: Bubbles...you suck.
    *Blossom puts Bubbles down " 2. Bubbles"
    Fuzzy Lumpkins: ok...guess it will be first.....
    *Fuzzy Lumpkins grabs Blossom around the waist
    *Bubbles looks at Fuzzy....she doesnt have a waist....you need to pick another body part
    *Fuzzy Lumpkins flips Blossom over my knee and pulls her pants down to her knees.
    *Buttercup pops up and watches.
    *Buttercup points at Blossom and giggles, getting out the camcorder.
    *Blossom suddenly sees her worldview...topple....and is staring at the floor, 2 inches away from her face....and wiggles....
    *Fuzzy Lumpkins raises my hand
    *Bubbles looks at Blossom...you have super powers! use them! i think flaming eye laser thingies...or something...gift of gab?
    SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK
    SPANK WHAP SMACK SPANK SPANK WHAP SMMMMMMMAAACKKKKKKK
    Fuzzy Lumpkins: Now then Blossom...are you gonna be a good girl?
    *Blossom struggles mightily, indignant in her outrage....eyes flashing.....she twists and kicks, and fights with all her might......
    *Buttercup rolls on the floor, slapping the ground with laughter.
    Bubbles: call him a rat bastard....or a furry behemoth!
    *Buttercup laughsssss.
    *Blossom wiggles and squirms, flutterkicking helplessly, face growing hot as the blood rushes to her face.....and flips off Buttercup
    SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPppppppaaaaaaaannnnnnnnNNNNKKKKKKKK
    SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK
    Buttercup: Call him a pervglutton or a Mountain Troll!
    SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPppppppaaaaaaaannnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKK
    SPANK WHAP SMACK SPANK SPANK WHAP SMMMMMMMAAACKKKKKKK
    SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK
    SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK
    SPANK WHAP SMACK SPANK SPANK WHAP SMMMMMMMAAACKKKKKKK

    *Buttercup is wowed by the wall of smackin....
    Buttercup: It's coming down...FAST AND FURIOUS....
    Buttercup: Find higher ground!Find higher ground!
    *Bubbles roarsssssss laffing
    *Buttercup pulls out her dinghy and helps Bubbles in it to wait out the flood of letters.
    SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK
    Fuzzy Lumpkins: Blossom...have you learned your lesson?
    Buttercup: Have you Blossom?
    *Buttercup looks sternly at Blossom.
    SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK
    Blossom: what lesson?! Kinksville voted that i would be whacked...what lesson is that i'm supposed to learn????
    SPANK WHAP SMACK SPANK SPANK WHAP SMMMMMMMAAACKKKKKKK
    Bubbles: wait, I am confused...what is the lesson?
    Buttercup: The lesson of the haves and havenots.
    Bubbles: wait a minute....was there a lesson? Did I miss the lesson??
    Buttercup: And you miss, are HAVING a time of it.
    *Blossom braces for another volley of brutality.....
    *Bubbles looks slightly perplexed. There wasnt a lesson...it was about marketing techniques
    Fuzzy Lumpkins: marketing?
    Buttercup: It's the lesson of flash and meat advertising.
    Blossom: i was a good girl. it was the great evil empire of BUTTERCUP with her slam tactics that won out!!!! i'm the little guy that got trapped by the evil empire...
    *Buttercup dances admist her piles of money, cocaine and prostitutes.
    Fuzzy Lumpkins: Buttercup...u could be next you know
    Buttercup: I love reaping the spoils of an evil empire!
    Buttercup: Oh, Fuzzy...it COULD be, but let's not kid ourselves.
    *Fuzzy Lumpkins pulls Blossom up on my lap and huggs her
    *Blossom rubs her rather stingy bottom....and glowers at Buttercup
    *Blossom hires her own band of savvy political lobbyists....."GET BUTTERCUP. GET BUTTERCUP. GET BUTTERCUP."
    *Blossom sends out an army of lobbying minions.... "Just Spank Buttercup"
    *Buttercup changes all chants to "Just Thank Buttercup"

    Blossom: ok Fuzzy...are you seriously NOT going to spank Buttercup? that is a travesty man!
    *Bubbles nods and nods....you should just spank Buttercup to make it even
    Fuzzy Lumpkins: thing is...she has a collar
    *Blossom LOOKS at Fuzzy
    Buttercup: Yes, I do.
    Fuzzy Lumpkins: but then again..she was bratting real bad
    Blossom: are you shitting me?
    *Bubbles falls on the floor laffing
    Bubbles: OMGGgGGGG

    *Blossom feels herself totally becoming nonplussed
    Blossom: you won't spank her b/c she has a COLLAR ON?
    *Blossom stomps around in utter disgust
    *Fuzzy Lumpkins looks at Buttercup AND arches eyebrows
    *Buttercup holds her collar like garlic with Vampires.
    Buttercup: Back ye hellspawn! Back I say!
    Fuzzy Lumpkins: Well, I guess you EARNED one
    Bubbles: wait...Buttercup gets spanked only because she earned one...and Blossom gets spanked because the room voted her to be spanked? and the collar is the difference?
    *Buttercup nods, petting her collar prettily.
    *Fuzzy Lumpkins walks over to Buttercup
    *Buttercup flashes the collar.
    *Fuzzy Lumpkins sits down and pulls Buttercup over my knee pinning her legs with my leg and pulling her arm behind her back and then flips
    up her dress and pulls her panties down
    Buttercup: WAIT! No no no!
    SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK
    *Buttercup flails wildly...my collar!
    SPANK WHAP SMACK SPANK SPANK WHAP SMMMMMMMAAACKKKKKKK
    SPANK WHAP SMACK SPANK SPANK WHAP SMMMMMMMAAACKKKKKKK
    SPANK WHAP SMACK SPANK SPANK WHAP SMMMMMMMAAACKKKKKKK
    SPANK WHAP SMACK SPANK SPANK WHAP SMMMMMMMAAACKKKKKKK
    *Bubbles contemplates the collar thing and gets back in the dinghy to wait out the diluge.
    *Buttercup pales at the onslaught.
    SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK
    SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK
    SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK
    Buttercup: Oh CHRIST! HERE IT COMES!
    Blossom: you collar hider!!!!!
    Blossom: you hide behind your collar!!!!
    OW OWOW OWOWO WOWO WOWO WO WO WO WO WOWO WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
    OW OWOW OWOWO WOWO WOWO WO WO WO WO WOWO WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
    OW OWOW OWOWO WOWO WOWO WO WO WO WO WOWO WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
    Bubbles: roarssssssssss laffing
    Fuzzy Lumpkins: Now then Buttercup...do I have your attention?
    Buttercup: Oh, yes. Fully.
    Fuzzy Lumpkins: GOOD cause now the spanking REALLY starts
    Blossom: sooooo tacky tacky to hide behind your collar if you brat you beastie girl Buttercup!!!!!! you should be BEAT!!!!!! B E A T !!!!!!!
    *Fuzzy Lumpkins picks up the hairbrush and rubs it on your bottom letting you feel the cool wood
    Buttercup: Oh, NOW it starts? What was that? Chapter 1???
    *Fuzzy Lumpkins raises the hairbrush....only a warmup my dear
    Buttercup: I want the cliffnotes------------
    WHAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP
    SSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCKKKKK
    SSSSSPPPPPPPPppppppaaaaaaaannnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKK
    Bubbles: that wasnt the cliff noted version?
    Fuzzy Lumpkins: Gonna stop bratting Buttercup?
    Monkey: she never will Fuzzy
    Buttercup: Shut it, old man.
    Fuzzy Lumpkins: just to be sure...
    SSSSSSSPPPPPPPPppppppaaaaaaaannnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKK
    SPANK SPANK SPANK SPANK
    Fuzzy Lumpkins: shut it old man?????
    *Blossom stands up, arms akimbo and yells at the bad Buttercup who hides behind her collar
    Buttercup: FLAIL HOWL GASP HICCUP SOB WAIL CRY SCREAM SQUEAK
    *Fuzzy Lumpkins picks up Buttercup and brings her over to Monkey
    Buttercup: Nooooooooooooo! Don't give me to the Monkey!
    *Fuzzy Lumpkins dumps Buttercup on Monkey's lap....here ya go! She called you an old man. Go at it!
    *Fuzzy Lumpkins hands Monkey my frat paddle
    *Buttercup goes limp.
    smakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    Bubbles: ohhhh...the paddle!
    smakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    smakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    spankkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    *Bubbles starts to feel bad for Buttercup....and her very undignified upended, bottom burning, face flushed with anger, lil self
    smackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    *Buttercup nods at Bubbles, pouting.
    smackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
    *Buttercup gasps, bottom a grisled veteran now.
    *Bubbles yawns and wonders idly how long this cyber whomping will go on
    *Blossom almost feels sorry for Buttercup.....
    Buttercup: Call the Mayor. Professor U!
    *Monkey turns Buttercup up and sits her in my lap
    Monkey: now hug me Buttercup
    *Bubbles guffaws
    Buttercup: No hugging! No hugging!
    *Bubbles rollsss laffing
    *Buttercup hyperventilates.
    Blossom: Buttercup loves hugs Monkey....she is just pretending to hate them.
    *Buttercup glares daggers at Blossom.
    Buttercup: NOW, you're dead Blossom.
    *Bubbles nodssssssss...if she doesnt get hugged....she doesnt feel like the slate has been wiped clean
    Buttercup: Oh, fuck YOU , Bubbles.
    *Blossom rolllllssssssssssssssssssss
    *Monkey hugssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Buttercup
    Bubbles: HAHAHHAHAHAHA
    *Buttercup kicks free and fliesssssssssss at Bubbles.
    *Blossom guffawwwwwsssssssss loudly
    *Buttercup beats Bubbles mercilessly.
    *Blossom hands Bubbles her supergirl cape
    *Buttercup aims her foot at Bubble's teeth.
    *Bubbles tosses in a mouth guard
    Buttercup: It's on, gallies.
    Bubbles: Buttercup beats ME up!!!!!!!
    *Buttercup flails wildly at Bubbles, takes off her shoes and hurls them at Blossom.
    *Bubbles looks at B-cup...i am going to tell Prof U on you. Beating poor lil ole me is not allowed!!!!!!! He said so!!!!
    *Bubbles cries with drama and flair
    Buttercup: Oh, he'll understand.
    *Buttercup punches her fist.
    Buttercup: i'll make him understand.
    *Bubbles looks at Buttercup and sniffs...you are right...the hug thing was uncalled for...i ought to thank you...you guys' scene left me breathless...and wanting......
    Blossom: omg Bubbles are you kidding me?
    *Bubbles looks at Blossom..does this look like a kidding face to you?
    *Bubbles holds her face steady like granite
    Buttercup: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    *Blossom writes note to self- "teach members of Secret Team how to hide their bemused scorn just a little bit......"
    *Buttercup grins
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